Thread: Fire that Cat!
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Old 29-12-2005, 22:26   #10
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Re: Fire that Cat!

just been out and conducted a few experiments and the cannon it appears is the best weapon of choice for getting good distances with a cat

cricket bat = 20 feet

baseball bat = 25 feet and 15 feet due to the cat splitting in two upon impact with the bat

tennis racket = 1 foot , i was left with a pile of diced cat on the floor

so folks in conclusion if you want to get good distance with a cat use a cannon or strap it to your car wheels wioth snow chains and set off at high speed
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