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Old 01-01-2006, 22:12   #8
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Re: 24 Hourt drinking

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Originally Posted by godfrey
Why are you so overjoyed by your excesses? I bought a six-pack at the beginning of 2005 and still have 5 of them left. It never enters my head that it would be nice to have a drop of alcohol and I only drink at social occasions so as not to let others think I'm odd though even that does not really bother me.
What sort of 'social' occasion only requires the opening of one can?
Either your very stingy and shared that can with others or you are the worst kind of drinker. You drink on your own but live in denial and call it 'social' drinking, my advise to you is seek medical assistance at once so you can take control of this illness.
See how low your self esteem has gone? Even you consider yourself to be odd, to save you from further temptation but also to ensure that the remaining five cans aren't wasted you may PM me for my address so you can send them to me.
I would call in person and relieve you of the responsibility of having so much alchohol on your premises but you might think that a social occasion and use it as an excuse to crack open another can!


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