[Acrylic-bob]

Since it is the quiet time of the year, Baking-wise, I find I have a little free time on my hands and I have been using some of it to catch up on television programmes. I am begining to wish that I had not bothered and that I had taken up poultry fancying instead. I have come to the conclusion that TV is peopled entirely by all those people who you would not normally cross the street to sneer at.

I am heartily sick and tired of the seeing the same old faces mouthing the same old lines in the same old programme formats. If I hear Phil Mitchell whining about not being able to see his son just one more time I am going to set fire to the BBC.

With this in mind, I thought it would be amusing to hold a sort of unofficial straw-poll survey of the people on Television who we would derive most personal satisfaction from giving a punch in the gob to. I'm not talking a metaphorical slap on the wrist here, I mean a good old-fashioned, sleeves rolled, up arm back punch, right in the kisser! The sort that requires the recipient to shove their toothbrush up their bum to clean their teeth, what few they have left.

The rules are simple.. I need a name and a reason - thats it!

oh and in the following format...


I would most like to give a punch in the mouth to (NAME) because...(REASON WHY). Any additional comments or suggestions may be added at the end of your citation. You may nominate as many tv people as you like, if this proves succesful we might then move on to other sections of the population.

I will start us off...

I would most like to give a punch in the mouth to Aled Jones because he is probably the most insipid, mealy-mouthed creation it has ever been my misfortune to come across. A talentless no-hoper with no taste or dress sense with not even the saving grace of a secret vice with which to ameliorate the bland, dull as ditchwater presentation style. There are only two people in the entire country it is impossible to imagine having a good old heave on the cludgy; one is our own dear Queen, and the other is Aled Jones.