Well thanks for the advise.......... I think I am going to give it a miss.
For the following reasons......
1) cats have no tails.......what else is my 6 year old son going to do as a favorite pass time.
2) Drinking is OK, but if there is no nightlife, how else do you get wrecked in a night club, pole dance round lamp post out side a night club, end up in a dodgy kebab house, then wind the taxi driver up all the way home??.....no I can't live in the isle of man.
3) Yes TT racing is good, but , isn't much fun when you are finding body parts in your back garden for weeks on end.
4) Tinks would never get on a ferry to come to see me.......which OK that may be added to the plus side of moving to the isle of man
5) Being an outsider doesn't bother me, My family have always treated me like a outsider. They used to make me sleep in the bathroom when I was younger..........you think I'm joking??
roflmao!!!