[Christopher Robin]

Just a short message to let you know that, although by rights we all thought we shouldn't have been playing you after Saturday's refereeing farce, I am sure all our supporters enjoyed our trip last night. Stanley were certinly the better team on the night and good luck to you in the next round and your push for promotion. If you have anyone who knows how to score goals, please send them our way to help with our efforts to stay up in Conference South. And finally, please find and dispose of the geezer with the drum. What a pain. Hope to return one day.