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Have you seen my Chav?
He was last seen wandering near the pound shops in Accrington. We don't know exactly how old he is because he always gave a different answer, but he looks about 40.
He has a distinctive snout, he may also have had blood on his hands and smelt of cats.
There is a very small reward for his safe return.
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'If you're going to be a Kant, be the very best Kant there is my son.'
Johann Georg Kant, father of Immanuel Kant, philosopher.
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