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Tealeaf · 25-01-2006, 12:52

I see from reading today's newspapers that scientists have announced the discovery of the smallest known fish - the Sumatrian Paedocypris progenetica. The fully grown female of this species will reach the length of just 7.9mm (3/10th of an inch). Imagine, therefore, the size of this tiny creature's brain.

Suppose, however, that a species of vertabrae with a body mass aprox. 80,000 X greater than that of our Indonesian tiddler was discovered - but with less than half of the cerebal matter!

Well, the news is that such a creature has been discovered - in Hyndburn - and with a particular cluster around Oswaldtwistle. The animal has been provisionally labelled "Gobbinus Densae Celeb Big Brotherus" and it's peculiar trait is that it indulges in curious written exchanges about some obscure, dumbed down televised drivel.

Investigations into the beheavioural patterns of this odd, challenged animal will continue and I am pleased to say that all the findings will be made available, here on the Accy Web, as and when they occur.

25-01-2006, 12:52	#37
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: Celebrity meltdown I see from reading today's newspapers that scientists have announced the discovery of the smallest known fish - the Sumatrian Paedocypris progenetica. The fully grown female of this species will reach the length of just 7.9mm (3/10th of an inch). Imagine, therefore, the size of this tiny creature's brain. Suppose, however, that a species of vertabrae with a body mass aprox. 80,000 X greater than that of our Indonesian tiddler was discovered - but with less than half of the cerebal matter! Well, the news is that such a creature has been discovered - in Hyndburn - and with a particular cluster around Oswaldtwistle. The animal has been provisionally labelled "Gobbinus Densae Celeb Big Brotherus" and it's peculiar trait is that it indulges in curious written exchanges about some obscure, dumbed down televised drivel. Investigations into the beheavioural patterns of this odd, challenged animal will continue and I am pleased to say that all the findings will be made available, here on the Accy Web, as and when they occur. Last edited by Tealeaf; 25-01-2006 at 13:00.