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vitty · 25-01-2006, 23:45

Accringtonr's world famous Mr Angry has been swallowed by a big black hole and may never been seen again.

Hyndburn's undisputed favourite character - whose blood just can't stop boiling - was allegedly strolling peacefully through the local council's bank account when he suddenly fell into an unidentified hole and has not been seen nor heard since.

The news has shook the borough, whose residents have been known to camp on Blackburn Road for up to three days in advance of publication just to get their hands on Mr Angry's legendery cheery positive masterpieces.

The council refused to confirm the fall and one spokesman was heard to have said "what big black hole?" when pressed by worried colleagues of Senor Angry.

As they fought off a somewhat ironic media frenzy, Mr Angry's workmates remained tightlipped about what drove him to risk such a dangerous walk through such uneven ground.

But one insider said his much-loved friend was being "pushed out" of the paper to make way for some sort of running column. The rumour is yet to be confirmed.

Though more news is expected at a newsagent near you on Thursday afternoon.

On the other side of town, sobs from distraught forumistas could be heard from deep within Accyweb towers.

Mr Angry was extremely popular on the website, and his probable demise could even spark a boroughwide 'day of honour' in memory of his balanced writing skills.

In a seperate development, the council said it would seek to repair the damage done to the floor of their account "within the next 12 to 15 decades".

25-01-2006, 23:45	#1
vitty Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 92 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Mr Angry In 'missing' Shocker Accringtonr's world famous Mr Angry has been swallowed by a big black hole and may never been seen again. Hyndburn's undisputed favourite character - whose blood just can't stop boiling - was allegedly strolling peacefully through the local council's bank account when he suddenly fell into an unidentified hole and has not been seen nor heard since. The news has shook the borough, whose residents have been known to camp on Blackburn Road for up to three days in advance of publication just to get their hands on Mr Angry's legendery cheery positive masterpieces. The council refused to confirm the fall and one spokesman was heard to have said "what big black hole?" when pressed by worried colleagues of Senor Angry. As they fought off a somewhat ironic media frenzy, Mr Angry's workmates remained tightlipped about what drove him to risk such a dangerous walk through such uneven ground. But one insider said his much-loved friend was being "pushed out" of the paper to make way for some sort of running column. The rumour is yet to be confirmed. Though more news is expected at a newsagent near you on Thursday afternoon. On the other side of town, sobs from distraught forumistas could be heard from deep within Accyweb towers. Mr Angry was extremely popular on the website, and his probable demise could even spark a boroughwide 'day of honour' in memory of his balanced writing skills. In a seperate development, the council said it would seek to repair the damage done to the floor of their account "within the next 12 to 15 decades".