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slinky · 27-01-2006, 23:49

A man doing his shopping one day realises that a blonde is looking at
him and he waves....he says " I'm sorry but do I know you?" she replies "I think you're
the dad of one of my kids" the man casts his mind back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful. he says " are you the stripper that i sha""ed at the stag, the one over
the pool table where her sister pushed that cucumbber up my a""e??" the blonde says "
no i'm your sons teacher"

27-01-2006, 23:49	#1166
slinky God Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Edge! Posts: 5,131 Blog Entries: 76 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 367	Re: Joke Of The Day A man doing his shopping one day realises that a blonde is looking at him and he waves....he says " I'm sorry but do I know you?" she replies "I think you're the dad of one of my kids" the man casts his mind back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful. he says " are you the stripper that i sha""ed at the stag, the one over the pool table where her sister pushed that cucumbber up my a""e??" the blonde says " no i'm your sons teacher" __________________ Millions of sperm and you was the fastest?? Miracles do happen!!