One day a man goes to the doctors and explains that everything he does, he keeps farting. The man is obviously very embarrassed.
Doctor says " sit down please" so the man does, but he farts very loud and very red in the face says to the doctor " I'm very sorry but I warned you".
After a while the doctor lookss up and says " right stand up" so the man does. As he stands up he lets off a rip roarer.......he is soooo embarrassed.
Then the doctor says " right reach up as high as you can please!" so the man reaches up high, but he lets a massive fart off!!!! " omg sorry doctor" the doctor says " don't worry, now bend over and touch your toe's" so the man bends over and lets another huge fart off!!! " omg I'm sorry doctor....please help me". The doctor takes a look at the man and leaves the room.
The man is sat there for what seemed like ages, then the doctor re-appeared. In his hand he held a long stick with a hook on the end.
The man began to fret and said " bloody hell doctor what you gonna do with that thing??" the doctor said " I'm gonna open the window it bloody stinks in here"
