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slinky · 28-01-2006, 00:14

Asylum seeker at the side of road eating grass. Car stops, driver says "don't eat that mate come with home with me" Asylum seeker says " I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come too??" driver says " f""k off!! I only have a small lawn"

28-01-2006, 00:14	#1170
slinky God Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Edge! Posts: 5,131 Blog Entries: 76 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 367	Re: Joke Of The Day Asylum seeker at the side of road eating grass. Car stops, driver says "don't eat that mate come with home with me" Asylum seeker says " I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come too??" driver says " f""k off!! I only have a small lawn" __________________ Millions of sperm and you was the fastest?? Miracles do happen!!