Ugly bloke walks into pub with big grin on his face, " what you grinning at" ask's the barman. The fella explains " well I was walking home last night past the railway lines when I saw a fit bird tied to them. I untied her and we had s"x all night it was fantastic".......the barman obviously very envious said " did she give you a B"w job??" the man said " No I couldn't find her head"
sorry