With the news that the Government are to increase the legal cigarette purchasing age to 18 years,we can look forward to a near Utopian life style.
Little Britany,Chantelle and Kylie will abandon puffing the weed and forego the pleasures of the accompanying spittle flecked cough.They will end their chav lifestyle and be seen to be helping the frail and needy by hosting the Church jumble sale.
Young Clint,Pierce and Liam will abandon their ongoing projectile phlegm competions and help the Vicar decorate the Church Hall.Littering will be a thing of the past,the youngsters who once smoked will now have time to see and correct the error of their ways and conduct mass street cleaning operations.('No Sir,let me carry your Pizza carton to the bin'.)
The money saved by the National Health will be reinvested into the Governments' next mission.The banning of under age snogging.
All is now possible!
