rich man and poor man talking at the bar!
porr man says to the rich one what you getting the wife for valentines day?
oh the rich bloke says a merc and a diamond ring!
if she doesnt like one she will like the other!
what you getting yours asks the richman?
oh the poor bloke says just some slippers and a dildo!
if she doesnt like the slippers then she can go and fcuk herself.
