I can remember once when i was driving i asked my fella to light me a cigarette. When he gave it to me the end was wet through and i couldnt get a decent drag on it. When i told him his reply was " I gave the end a sloppy kiss for you" ... ewwwwww. Now if that is romance, god help me !
His defination of romance is treating me to a bacon bagette from the local bakery ! Then he lets me know how much it cost !
