[jambutty]

Which rubbish is that grannyclaret? All the dross that they show on the commercial channels? It might be rubbish to you but to someone else it might be great television.

Try using the off switch or if that is too drastic use the remote control to find something to your liking. If you have a digibox there are at least a dozen other channels two of which are from the BBC.

Have you forgotten how to read a book? Maybe a listen to the wireless in the evenings would catch your fancy? There are plenty of good programmes on Radio 2 in the evenings. Then there are the digital radio channels that you can listen to through the digibox. It's not just for digital TV you know.

Remember The Navy Lark, Beyond Our Ken, Round The Horn, The Goon Show, Educating Archie (the only radio show that featured a ventriloquist’s dummy), Take It From Here, Hancock’s Half Hour to mention just a few on Radio 7.

There’s a whole world out there to watch and listen to if you can be bothered to look for it. Sadly no Radio Luxembourg as we knew it.