1. What is your wife's cup size (this is the 'letter' after the number in the bra size)?............DD ......oh what a pair
2. How many dresses does your wife own?........1....prefers skirts...
3. When you first met, what did your wife tell her parents about you?....im not meeting him again.
....now look 5 yrs later were engaged to be married
4. What is the name of the lipstick your wife wears?......dunno but it's a kind of off white colour
5. If your wife won a million on the lottery, would she tell you?......lets put it this way..... if she didnt id find the biatch
