Whilst on holiday in Scotland about 10 years hence, with son and 2 of his mates, went to visit one of those 'wood' farms. After enjoyable tour of same, went for welcome brew in their tea cafe .. should have grown up hippy years ago, entered with his family. His face lit up with delight as he spotted me.
The cafe was not busy and he
purposely sat on the next table to give him an opportuntiy to come over and ask me to 'extinguish' me fag as wasn't 'very nice'. He was wearing the most gaudy, mis-match .. course pure wool waistcoat, ever seen adorning a male body and I told him I found this garment 'not very nice' and sure that my retina was taking an overbashing of variegation.
Ok .. had to find some sort of answer to his bullying in front of the lads who were slipping slowly under the table. That's how mad things will become when all bullys have finished with the easy targets. Don't laugh folks ! Wait and see
