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A Priest is very fond of his rooster and hens... His rooster then goes missing.
Next day in Church he asks his congregation, " Has anybody got a cock ?"
All the men stand up..." No, i mean has anybody seen a cock ?"
All the women stand up..." No, i mean has anybody seen a cock that dosnt belong to them ?"
Half the women stand up... " No!, No! " he says angrily " Has anybody seen MY COCK ?!"
All the choir boys stand up !!!