well you all read the telegraph tonight!This is extortion i didnt have a clue that there is 17.5% tax on durex

thought it was silly talk when nattering in the pub and someone would come up with the quip they will be taxing us for sex next!page 16 of the paper and R.C jack straw is jubilent that they are going to cut the tax on condoms!awww my fairy aunt....thank god i have been bare back for all these years

now uncle moby has had his throat cut dont need them anymore anyway

but for the people that do use em its a stealth tax on your nights of passion,what you could do is give me all your reciepts and i will claim back the vat on them and we could drink to a good screw from the taxman....lmao