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Old 24-02-2006, 19:15   #1191
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was
a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the
streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken
by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then
suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
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> Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
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> He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
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> Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
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> The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
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> Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was
only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys,
His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside
slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and
slumped into his comfy chair.
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> Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through
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allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued
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> In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could
take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the
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> The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young
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