I was the witness to this strange phenomenon.
On the way there we saw a rat, and then on the way back we saw an even funnier sight scurrying around oblivious.
'Look at that silly pillock.'
As we got closer I screamed with glee as we saw who it was.
The tipsy grin seemed to be wiped off his face as we got closer, and closer.
I think he may have needed a cigarette when he got back up the lane.
