[harwood red]

A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling" he says, "I know
we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife
says
nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed
to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it" he says " because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55mph. he pushes his luck "I want the
house." he says insistently. Up to 60mph. "I want the car, too," he
continues. 65mph. "And" he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a
massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her "Isn't there anything
you want?"
Wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice "No, I've got
everything I need" she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires. "So what have
you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75mph, the wife turns
to him and smiles. "The airbag" .

Never underestimate how a woman thinks!