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Once upon a time there was a little girl called Gayle, now Gayle like many, many other little girls had a dream. But not for her was it kissing frogs or knights in shining armour, no, her dream was to unite the enchanted land of accyweb in a goal, a quest, that would cause every-one involved torment taking them beyond the bounds of sleep depraved days of terror and wonderous thought.

Could we, dare we, even contemplate the Guinness book of records without losing what little sanity we have?

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