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Originally Posted by Gayle
Less, it's really good of you to offer to dig the coppice up - are you planning on laying the foundations for a large scale public art sculpture up there? What a cheap way of getting someone to do all the hard work for us - why didn't we think of that?
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Calm down Gayle sorry to disappoint you but, this has nothing to do with your standing water mosquito breeding project!
After we've milked erm given a good service to the greedy and gullible, we will be able to give guided tours to the curious and gullible:-
Come and visit the old workings of the coppice gold mines.
Your chance to stay in the very tents the original miners slept in contact Mick for bookings and prices.
Then when that idea dies we'll bribe, (I mean commission) a leading archeologist to put his name to claiming that the Coppice is in actual fact the oldest and largest man made barrow in the land.
Maybe then you can put something sensible on top of it such as a life size replica of stone henge, though with all the digging that will have gone on I don't think the foundations will be up to much!
