Chester Zoo
Chester Zoo has recently acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.Within weeks of its arrival it became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination it was found to be in heat, to make matters worse there were no male gorillas of the species at Chester or available.
Whilst reflecting on the problem, the zoo management noticed Gareth a big Lancashire lad from Accrington, responsible for general cage duties.
Gareth, like most lads had little sense, but seemed to be able to attract lots of females. The zoo administrator approached Gareth with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £3.500? Gareth said he would have to think about it.
The following day Gareth said he would accept the offer; with three conditions. “First” he said “I don’t kiss the Gorilla”. Secondly “No one must find out about any of this”.
The administrator quickly agreed to these two requests and then asked about the third condition “Well” said Gareth “Can you give me a couple of weeks to come up with the money?”
