[Busman747]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and
tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The kid began his commentary as his parents put their
"plan" into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by"

A few moments later...."Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called
out.

"Matt's riding a new bike....."

A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving."

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments,

"The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! the father
cautiously asked, "How do you know they are
having sex?"

"Because Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a
popsicle, too.