It must run in the family the phobia of SNOTT!!

I can do anything at work"" i have seen a lot of awful things...........REALLY awful things, but the only thing i can't do is clean snot or *phlegm* up..........OMG the other day a fella at work was covered in snot!! ( please wait...I'm going to puke)...........
But you see me and my friend who I work with most days have come to a good deal. She hates false teeth, and I don't do snot.......so I brush the teeth.....she cleans the snot.....hey presto.
And I'm sorry, but if i wasn't working with this girl......the little old people would have to lye in snot all day.