Oh my god ,you lot have just reminded me of a poem we used to say as kids,,,, NOW SIT DOWN,with your sick pots to hand and i will begin
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slaver babba custard ,green snot pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye .
spread it on a butty nice and thick, and then swallow it down
with a cup of cold sick......
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did you like that,,,,what gross kids we must have been,,,