[Margaret Pilkington]

It was on the radio this morning that a certain theme park was banning women with large boobs from getting on one of the rides....I think it was something like the big dipper....they said that some women had complained of breast pain and that until they had had a chance to consult with Bra manufacturers and come up with something like 'crash helmets' for boobs, anyone over a double D cup would be banned from taking this particular ride.....now that HAS to be an April fool joke.

The best April fool s joke I ever played was on a student nurse.......I sent her to the laboratory for a long stand....I told her not to be fobbed off with a medium one as it would not do for the procedure we were about to undertake......she went off quite happily. The Lab phoned and asked how much of a long stand.....I told them half an hour would be enough....so they left her standing ror half an hour and then told her 'April Fool'. If the said student is out there reading this......SORRY!