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Tealeaf · 11-04-2006, 09:03

Once again, I choked on my cornflakes while reading this:

http://www.kingstonguardian.co.uk/ne...reepress.co.uk

The amount of money in question is £268,000! Yep...that's two hundred and sixty eight thousand quid to find out why someone has thrown a few 'owd slippers up a tree.

Now, if they can get this amount of dosh over in the Chilterns, imagine what we could get in Hyndburn...half a million to find out why your wheelies ain't emptied...a million to discover the mystery of the Broadway pound shops. Can we think of something - the crazier it is, the more likely we can get some cash. I'm sure Gayle can handle the application form.

11-04-2006, 09:03	#1
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4267	Lottery handouts - ideas please! Once again, I choked on my cornflakes while reading this: http://www.kingstonguardian.co.uk/ne...reepress.co.uk The amount of money in question is £268,000! Yep...that's two hundred and sixty eight thousand quid to find out why someone has thrown a few 'owd slippers up a tree. Now, if they can get this amount of dosh over in the Chilterns, imagine what we could get in Hyndburn...half a million to find out why your wheelies ain't emptied...a million to discover the mystery of the Broadway pound shops. Can we think of something - the crazier it is, the more likely we can get some cash. I'm sure Gayle can handle the application form.