JOBSWORTH
Sat on boat tues havin a quiet drink and reading my book listening to radio
this official from British Waterways comes along bank and starts chattin askes to see licence, insurance etc as he is allowed to do, all ok he says thank you then he starts going on about my Jolly Roger flag that i have flying on the back of my boat you are not allowed to fly that on the inland waterways sod off i say its only a flag then he goes of on a 5 min explanation on how if he called the police i could be arrested for being a PIRATE and the english law states that i can still be tried and if found guilty hung at admaralty arch in London if think of summat to say and reply If you say i am a pirate im repeling boardes get the f*** of my boat and by the way im Scotish now P*** off
Jobsworth more like Bl**dy stupid idiot
ps moved my boat on Wends 10 miles just in case
