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Tealeaf · 19-05-2006, 08:59

For those of you who seek slightly more intellectual stimulation from your TV set, this is what to do:

1) Get a large bucket and with it proceed to the nearest vet.

2) For a small fee, get the vet to fill the bucket with dog diarrhoea.

3) Return home (trying to avoid any spillage), switch on TV, tune in to said "Big Brother" and then empty contents of bucket over the set.

4) Spend the next 6 weeks staring at TV and contemplating the meaning of life.

19-05-2006, 08:59	#49
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: Big brother... For those of you who seek slightly more intellectual stimulation from your TV set, this is what to do: 1) Get a large bucket and with it proceed to the nearest vet. 2) For a small fee, get the vet to fill the bucket with dog diarrhoea. 3) Return home (trying to avoid any spillage), switch on TV, tune in to said "Big Brother" and then empty contents of bucket over the set. 4) Spend the next 6 weeks staring at TV and contemplating the meaning of life. Last edited by Tealeaf; 19-05-2006 at 09:55. Reason: spelling!