[West Ender]

I work for HM Government 3 days a week as I can't afford to retire yet on the meagre pension they'll give me after a total of 25 years service.

In my spare time (?) I garden and I grow plants (often bonsai them) from seeds of fruit that I eat and local trees. I am currently growing 2 little oak trees as bonsais in the garden and an orange tree and a pomegranate in the kitchen. I have a whopping great avocado tree, a passion fruit and a grapefruit tree in my porch.