[Mik Dickinson]

A red Indian called 'one stone' becuase of him being born with only one testicle was getting really brassed off at being greeted with ' hallo one stone' that he threatened to kill the next person who calls him 'one stone'
Squaw yellow bird did not know this and the next morning she leaves the t Pee and greets one stone:-
Morning one stone.Upon which one stone grasps her drags her off to the woods and bonks her silly until she dies.
Yellow bird, the sister of blue bird lives on but finds due to grief of her sisters death does not wish to live anymore.
The next day she walks past one stone and greets him by his name.
Again he grabs the squaw and rushes off to the woods but bonk as he might he could not kill yellow bird
The moral of the story is:-

You can just not kill 2 birds with one stone