[Madhatter]

When I got with the prettiest girl on this earth, and she was veggie. I invited her round to a family barbeque, and I trusted my stepdad to go and buy veggie burgers. I never checked, never even thought about it, but the veggie burgers were vegetable burgers, vegetable in mashed potato. The embarasment as my girlfriend tried to eat this burger, which obviously wasn't even cooked properly, on a bun with no knife and fork, so my family wouldn't know and so that she wouldnt get attention off them. I can laugh at the thought now, but I felt awfull for not checking. Needless to say it never worked out. She moved on to have a couple of kids and get married but I haven't actually seen her since, so wendy from liverpool, if you read this, I'm really sorry.