Re: split in support
Once the off-comers have done their two seasons behind the goal, maybe there could be a little exam/ceremony where they're tested to see if they know all the correct phrases like "they should pay me to watch this!", "Get 'im off, Coleman!" and "I remember when 'aggis were knockin' 'em in for fun!" before being handed their flat cap and tartan pattern thermos flask and being escorted to the stands or cowshed.
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