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Originally Posted by mani
whats your naive moment stories??
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I'm just too clever for naive moments
but I did have a mate that would take in everything we said, he was a proper sponge
Story 1 (All the same person) Mate came down to my house I'd just been bleaching my hair, it had gone a very light blonde ...... he asked what I'd used as he wanted to streak his ...... I told him Domestos! I eventually had to tell the truth on this one because he was threatening to use it to get the same result!
Story 2 We were sat on the door one day with a few friends, we were all skint and couldn't afford any fags so we were smoking roll ups, this lad looked out window and said "what you smoking?" We told him a joint and did he want any? He obviously said yes, thinking he was being clever....... So I got an oxo cube from kitchen and rolled him a "joint" ......... He said he was stoned as a ....
Story 3. Again, same said friend wanted to know how us girls achieved our cracking cleavages in the body suits we wore in the early '90's, instead of being honest and saying "Wonder Bra's" I told him we had to cellotape our boobs up
and again he believed every word!!
Mark, if you read this I am also very, very sorry but you were so gullible!