[Margaret Pilkington]

I have NEVER liked parmesan cheese, but have never thought of it as grated veruccas(what a wonderful description)....I have always thought it smelled like vomit...so why would you put it on your food?

1) Celery - in whatever form....You should eat the paper and throw the celery away.
2) Avocado's - now they really beat banana's in the slimy stakes.
3) Intolerant people - though I fear I may be becoming one of those.
4) People who walk down the supermarket aisle talking into a mobile phone saying to someone 'I'm just in the sauce aisle'
5) Cruelty to animals.

I could go on....but if five is all I can have then that is my list.