[Mik Dickinson]

My feet are killing me!"


Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor,
but it would not budge.


"Harder!" yelled Camilla.

"Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so
bloody tight!"


"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I
told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"


Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh,
God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy
man, always a Navy man!"