[Tealeaf]

I do not like:

1) Upper-Class Twit accent

2) Scouse accent

3) East Midlands accent.

4) Sarf London accent (which is not cockney)

Geordie and Glaswegian are not accents; they are languages, on a par with some of the obscure Amazonian Indian languages and both comprise a simple linguistic structure amounting to ten or twelve different grunts, five clearings of the nasal passage, a couple of reverse farts and nowt else.