Cowboy Speak Gone West
10 famous lines completely ruined since the premier of the film "Brokeback Mountain."
1) I'm gonna pump ya fulla lead.
2) Hey barkeep, give me a stiff one.
3) Don't worry, I've been in tighter spots than this.
4) Nice lookin spread ya got there.
5) Hold it!!!! Now move yer hand reeeeeaaaal slow.
6) You keep his attention...I'll sneak around behind him.
7) Howdy pardner!!
8) Ride'em cowboy!!!!
9) Let's mount up...
10) Two words "Saddle sore"
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