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Old 27-06-2006, 08:55   #1
Gayle
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The baby mind reader

What a complete load of twaddle that was, even I could have identified the problems that the family were having last night.

For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about - a man (can't remember his name) claims to be able to read babies minds, he says that babies lose the ability to 'connect' with him when they start to talk, probably because they'd be telling everyone that he was a big fake.

Anyway, last nights victims lived in a house that looked like it had been burgled, the mother was overweight and shouted a lot, the father looked exhausted and frightened and the kids shared a bed.

The mind reader said that the baby was telling him that she wanted some sort of order in her life (tidy up you messy people), that she wanted to eat grapes every now and then (stop feeding her the same junk that you stuff into your own face), that she wanted more calm (stop shouting at everyone) and her own bed (err, doh!).

The gullible victims said how spot on he'd been about tensions in the house and stuff even though he'd only just met him - dolts! Didn't they fill in an application form to appear on the show, didn't they talk to a researcher before hand about their problems, would they have been asked to be on the show if everything was hunky dory.

I sat there - yes, I stayed glued to the screen to see if any sense came out of it - and could not believe what I was seeing. I was shouting at the screen more than if England had been trailing 6 - 0 in the final.

Aaaarghhh! Oh, well, I've got it off my chest now.


OMG, OMG, OMG - am I morphing into Tealeaf?
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