[Tealeaf]

By chance, I happened to glimpse some of this nonsense on the BBC on saturday evening. Other than the title and other than the fact it was fronted by the usual bunch of 'Celebrities', I had no idea what it was supposed to be about. I should have known better, of course; five minutes into the programme up popped the usual image of 'starving african babies' followed by the usual cry from the usual culprits of "give us your money".

Any fool can go for a jog round the park; I have even been known to do it myself. But I must admit, it takes a complete and utter idiot to partake in the same exercise purely on the basis that he or she wishes to line the pockets of overpaid non-entities in the BBC, the aid industry or some African tin-pot dictator.

I had another pint and switched over to another channel.