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Originally Posted by Madhatter
Where is the heart of england, which counties would you count as the heart of england tealeaf?
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Well, Lancashire for a couple of reasons:
1) The geographic centre of Great Britain is at a place called Dunsop Bridge, which lies aprox. 10miles Nor'by North-West of Accy.
2) So if GB was a human body, that would make Lancashire the belly-button; However, we're talking about England, so chop off the skirt-wearers to the north & the sheep lovers to the west, and that moves the belly button south, the bum to the Brummies (how apt) and the heart to Lancashire.
3) HM the Queen - the living symbol of England - is of course, the Duke of Lancaster (second title, before Defender of the Faith, Queen of Scotland, Canada, Australia,etc,etc)
'Owt else you want to ask?