I have a RAM.
And he’s a big sod, actually he’s a door stop I got as a present but I just love him to bits, you might have seen him if you’ve been around Dobbies in the last twelve months.
I also have a TV and DVD remotes and a stack of books. Spike Milligan, Tom Sharp and Terry Pratchett.
That’s it really……………Now if you'd ask about what’s on the computer desk?