Forget the table-top, what about the bedside drawer? I had a look in mine (the top one that doesn't contain underwear etc.) and making an inventory is a bit embarrassing.
My prescription medications
5 tubes and 2 pots of face creams
Nail file
Foot file
Packet of corn plasters
2 tubes of Ibulieve, half full, 1 without a lid
Receipt for vet's bill, dated 2003
Optician's prescription from 1999
A to Z of Merseyside, 25 years old
Spare light-bulb for wall lights
3 large torch batteries
2 pencils
Horrible orange-coloured nail polish (now solid)
2 unidentified yale keys
4 safety pins (1 rusty)
Assortment of little coloured plastic rings for electric toothbrush
Small Stanley knife (?)
3 brass screws
Photograph of long-deceased rabbit in garden (out of focus)
I really must get round to sorting it all out.
