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INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE FOR THE NEW BRIDE
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>To the sensitive young woman who has had the benefits of proper
>upbringing, the wedding day is, ironically, both the happiest and
>most terrifying day of her life. On the positive side, there is the
>wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a
>beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in
>securing a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her
>life. On the negative side, there is the wedding night, during which
>the bride must pay the piper, so to speak, by facing for the first
>time the terrible experience of sex.
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>At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some
>young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with
>curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and
>sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride. One
>cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE,
>GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could
>have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.
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>On the other hand, the bride's terror need not be extreme. While sex
>is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be
>endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is
>compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced
>through it.
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>It is useless, in most cases, for the bride to prevail upon the
>groom to forego the sexual initiation. While the ideal husband would
>be one who would approach his bride only at her request and only for
>the purpose of begetting offspring, such nobility and unselfishness
>cannot be expected from the average man.
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>Most men, if not denied, would demand sex almost every day. The wise
>bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly
>during the first months of marriage. As time goes by she should make
>every effort to reduce this frequency.
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>Feigned illness, sleepiness, and headaches are among the wife's best
>friends in this matter. Arguments, nagging, scolding, and bickering
>also prove very effective, if used in the late evening about an hour
>before the husband would normally commence his seduction.
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>Clever wives are ever on the alert for new and better methods of
>denying and discouraging the amorous overtures of the husband. A
>good wife should expect to have reduced sexual contacts to once a
>week by the end of the first year of marriage and to once a month by
>the end of the fifth year of marriage.
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>By their tenth anniversary many wives have managed to complete their
>child bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all
>sexual contacts with the husband. By this time she can depend upon
>his love for the children and social pressures to hold the husband
>in the home.
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>Just as she should be ever alert to keep the quantity of sex as low
>as possible, the wise bride will pay equal attention to limiting the
>kind and degree of sexual contacts. Most men are by nature rather
>perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a
>variety of the most revolting practices. These practices include
>among others performing the normal act in abnormal positions;
>mouthing the female body; and offering their own vile bodies to be
>mouthed in turn.
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>Nudity, talking about sex, reading stories about sex, viewing
>photographs and drawings depicting or suggesting sex are the
>obnoxious habits the male is likely to acquire if permitted.
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>A wise bride will make it the goal never to allow her husband to see
>her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed
>body to her. Sex, when it cannot be prevented, should be practiced
>only in total darkness. Many women have found it useful to have
>thick cotton nightgowns for themselves and pajamas for their
>husbands. These should be donned in separate rooms. They need not be
>removed during the sex act. Thus, a minimum of flesh is exposed.
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>Once the bride has donned her gown and turned off all the lights,
>she should lie quietly upon the bed and await her groom. When he
>comes groping into the room she should make no sound to guide him in
>her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement. She
>should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he
>will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an
>excuse to deny him sexual access.
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>When he finds her, the wife should lie as still as possible. Bodily
>motion on her part could be interpreted as sexual excitement by the
>optimistic husband.
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>If he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head
>slightly so that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If
>he attempts to kiss her hand, she should make a fist. If he lifts
>her gown and attempts to kiss her anyplace else she should quickly
>pull the gown back in place, spring from the bed, and announce that
>nature calls her to the toilet. This will generally dampen his
>desire to kiss in the forbidden territory.
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>If the husband attempts to seduce her with lascivious talk, the wise
>wife will suddenly remember some trivial non-sexual question to ask
>him. Once he answers she should keep the conversation going, no
>matter how frivolous it may seem at the time.
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>Eventually, the husband will learn that if he insists on having
>sexual contact, he must get on with it without amorous
>embellishment. The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown up no
>farther than the waist, and only permit him to open the front of his
>pajamas to thus make connection.
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>She will be absolutely silent or babble about her housework while
>his huffing and puffing away. Above all, she will lie perfectly
>still and never under any circumstances grunt or groan while the act
>is in progress. As soon as the husband has completed the act, the
>wise wife will start nagging him about various minor tasks she
>wishes him to perform on the morrow. Many men obtain a major portion
>of their sexual satisfaction from the peaceful exhaustion
>immediately after the act is over. Thus the wife must insure that
>there is no peace in this period for him to enjoy. Otherwise, he
>might be encouraged to soon try for more.
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>One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact
>that the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have
>been working together all through his life to instill in him a deep
>sense of guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes
>to the marriage couch apologetically and filled with shame, already
>half cowed and subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and
>relentlessly pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate
>completely her husband's desire for sexual expression.