[Jeannette]

How about "there and back again to see how far it is"? Or "layohs (?) for meddlers" and finally when as a child i once asked my dad where my mum was " she's run off wi a black chap came the bizarre reply. And aint it funny it weren't bizarre then, n how kids just accept (at a certain age) that if your mum or dad tell you owt its right!