[Doug]

How very strange if not a little quaint. The Last time I was in Darlington I actually did get stuffed.

The pitch is slightly uneven and falls away to a gentle slop towards the Coppice end. The lads will hopefully correct me if I wrong on that point.

There is a good sized Bar behind the main stand, I am not clear about the status of the Bars at either end, hopefully they will be up and running so we can lighten your pockets as well as your puffed up attitudes.

Prices aren’t too bad at around 2 quid a pint. I can’t be more precise because I never ask the price of a pint.

There are many comfortable and friendly pubs around the area of the ground that will be more than happy to cater to your needs.

In answer to your final question we will welcome you to our town and our ground with open arms; there are plenty of food bars and loos around the ground and many friendly Stewards to guide you should you need any help. Again, you are all very welcome. Should you manage to stuff us we will take it as a lesson and return the compliment at a later date? Somehow I don’t think you’ll find it that easy. Enjoy.